1. Teaching 16-and-a-half months son, Ib the word 'up':
Mommy: Ib, say 'up'. Up, up, up.
Ib: Down, down, down!
Isn't he a smart boy?

2. My soon-to-be-six Nadia trying to count her love for her mommy....
Mommy: I love you always and always, forever and ever.
Nadia: I love you even more than you love me. I love you one hundred thousand million six hundred seventy two more.... and it goes on and on and never ends....